Let's review

Here is a post from 2008 that sounds an awful lot like my current situation. It's uncanny, actually. I do know myself, that's for sure.
http://brainucopia.blogspot.com/2008/06/1992-or-thereabouts.html

I found that picture on a Bing search, which is where my MS clipart now defaults. I don't  know whom to credit, so there's this: https://robinheyden.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/mirror.jpg